Deer young'ins,
Me an sweet thang aire still a tourin' these he'ah younited states
of Amereecah. Just lik I pro'mised 'er we wood. in aire las' yeers.
we has seed some mity fine thangs.
Sweet thang gits a dab under the weathar but she's a doin' dandy.
noe sir, noe need to worrie 'bout yor mammy a'tall.
I jus rote so's next time you'ins gets to a botherin bout 'er you'ins
cain jus send money.
an stop a callin the law fer petes sakes. theys ever whar. we did met
up wit one rite nice poleece man. he shore wuz a happy feller.
he took this ere pitcur of sweet thang. she got so 'cited up, got er
dress wet an I had to wade in after er. now we's both of us 'ad a bath.
you'ins member now, jus send money. give aire love to the lit'l uns.
yur pappy.
